Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
oh god the rape fog is back!
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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