I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
