i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We left an ass print on the piano.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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