I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I need to stop coming to work sober
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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