pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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