Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Panties = found
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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