btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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