does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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