Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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