the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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