real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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