no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I would ride that face into the sunset
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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