at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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