The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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