nut hugger
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The Olympian is in my bed
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