My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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