Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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