How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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