I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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