I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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