Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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