At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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