It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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