How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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