i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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