Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize