So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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