Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
BRING THE BAGELS
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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