In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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