I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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