she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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