I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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