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Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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