Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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