Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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