I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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