you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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