So drunk, too bad you don't want this
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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