1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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