The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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