It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
This baby is an asshole
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Sext me about skeletons
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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