porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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