But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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