Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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