is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
worst night to have a conscience
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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