its not stalking. its research.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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