Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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