we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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