Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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