Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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