her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
now i know why i became what i already was.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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