Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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