So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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