She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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