Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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